I will teach you how to dance while motionless and sitting down

teach you how to dance while motionless and sitting down

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Have you ever danced while motionless and sitting down? I can teach you! Classes start at $5 an hour.

I like to think of myself as the Don Quixote of Romance. I dance like a windmill, and that always gets women tilted.