I will teach you how to dance while motionless and sitting down

teach you how to dance while motionless and sitting down
teach you how to dance while motionless and sitting down

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Have you ever danced while motionless and sitting down? I can teach you! Classes start at $5 an hour.

I like to think of myself as the Don Quixote of Romance. I dance like a windmill, and that always gets women tilted.