THE BASIC GIG:
- See all of my voices at www.fiverr.com/jerseyferretti
- I'm a NYC comedian and comedy writer and for $20, I'll do an epic custom prank call as Donald Trump (for $20 orders, I'll call *once* within 28 days and if they don't pick up I'll leave a kickass VM)
A FEW THINGS TO NOTE:
- PRESIDENTIAL PACKAGE - If you need me to call either TODAY or EXACT DATE please message me first to see if I'm available
- Please note: I CANNOT call at an exact time
- add on (+$10)
- add on (+$20)
PACKAGE OF 3:
Get 3 EXACT DATE / MP3 pranks add on (+130)
FOR CUSTOM MP3 SCRIPTS:
- PLEASE DO NOT MESSAGE ME ASKING HOW MUCH I CHARGE PER WORD. Pricing varies depending on the project. Copy and paste your script in a message and tell me your deadline. Once you do that, I'll then respond back with a price (a short script you need in 2 weeks will cost less than a long script you need in 2 days).
- IF YOUR VO BUDGET IS UNDER $50 PLEASE DO NOT MESSAGE ME (see FAQ below)
- NO SCRIPTS DIRECTLY PROMOTING A PRODUCT OR SERVICE
I JUST ORDERED! NOW WHAT?
- No worries! Once you order some questions will appear. Just answer each question and get ready for a custom and unforgettable prank ;)
A: They're completely improvised so the time frame for each ranges. But on average, each prank lasts anywhere from 5-7 minutes. Keep in mind it's completely improvised so it highly depends on who I'm calling.
A: Pricing for scripts depends on: The size of the project and when you need it by. So send me a script of what you're looking to do (DO NOT SEND ATTACHMENTS - copy and paste your script into a message), and tell me when you need it. From there, I'll give you a price and we'll go from there.
A: We have to be careful that we don't get sued. For example I CAN'T say "I am Donald Trump and I love Colgate toothpaste." (Because that would be copyright infringement). But there are ways around it. For example, I could say "This is the next President and I love Colgate toothpaste." Make sense?
A: The price ranges for a VO project depends on the size of the script and when you need it by. The least I've charged was $50 (for a very small script) and the most I've charged was $500 (VO for iPhone video game). So to save us both time, if your budget is under $50 -please don't message me
In a word...no. And I mean that with all due respect, but please keep in mind I have a family to support. So as much as I'd love to help you with a discounted price, love don't pay the bills. Plainly put, if money is an issue for you, and you have a super tight budget...I'm NOT your guy.