I will make a humorous call to your friend that will make his/her day as they will die with laughter or at least have a memorable chuckle. I will call you if you are in Jamaica, The US, or even Canada.
An example of a prank I could do is:
Me: "Hello, Good day. Is Mr. Wall there?"
Me: "Oh, he's not. Okay, may I speak with Mrs. Wall then?"
Callee: "What? Who? No"
Me: "Darn. All right, well let me speak with Jonathan Wall then"
Callee: "There is no one here by that name sir"
Me: "Wow. Are you telling me none of the walls are there?"
Callee: "No man, no Walls here"
Me: "Wait, there are no Walls there you say?"
Me: "So may I ask you what is holding up your roof?"
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