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So if you feel this review is inadequate or isn't accurate, I'll update it. I try to remain neutral, pointing out the good and bad. This isn't a national newspaper book review where descriptive narrative of the book is given -- rest assured, this review will be succulent and honest (if I get a copy of the book).