What I offer is to take either your current slides or your draft and put it onto one of several templates I have. Why should you pick me?
1. I have done this before. I have stood in front of hundreds of people at pitch competitions and sat across from angel investors one on one. Being embarrassed by the quality of my slides led me to get into this side gig.
2. My deck templates look awesome.
3. I will provide you with extra template pages for you to add if you want. I will put your pitch into the deck as an awesome finished product and then give you oodles of extra template slides for you to keep if you want to use in the future.
I am wery good at de speaking of de english. I have much many experiences in America!
Look I said my decks are awesome not my ideas. Ultimately, if your business idea is stupid you aren't going to get an investor. I did win some of the pitch competitions though.
I am a big fan of Tractor personally but they are all great examples of heroic canines.