Before all of the boring business stuff, let me say that this is my first gig, I'm a broke college student, and so expect MUCH FLEXIBILITY AND LENIENCY BENEFITING THE CUSTOMER! I need money, and you need Mickey! :D
For the "Oh Boy" Basic Package, I will record an audio message of up to 100 words for you as Mickey Mouse. You will provide me the script, and I will return an audio file in a timely fashion!
For gigs exceeding 100 words, the "Hot Diggety Dog" Premium Package would need to be purchased.
This is intended for comedic purposes, and for uses such as birthday messages, answering machines, etc. I will not say anything slanderous against Disney, nor will I say anything culturally or politically offensive.
I in no way mean to offend the Walt Disney Corporation, as I am a huge fan of it. I am doing this as a fun way to make extra money in college, and I in no way mean to disrespect it.
If you are still on the fence, here is a reaction video one of my customers sent me of their daughter being told that she's going to Disney World: