Before all of the boring business stuff, let me say that this is my first gig, I'm a broke college student, and so expect MUCH FLEXIBILITY AND LENIENCY BENEFITING THE CUSTOMER! I need money, and you need Yoda! :D
For the basic gig, I will record a 50 word message for you as Yoda. You will provide me the script, and I will return an audio file in a timely fashion!
For gigs exceeding 50 words, multiple gigs would need to be purchased.
This is intended for comedic purposes, and for uses such as birthday messages, answering machines, etc. I will not say anything slanderous against Lucasfilm, nor will I say anything culturally or politically offensive.
I in no way mean to offend the Lucasfilm, as I am a huge fan of it. I am doing this as a fun way to make extra money in college, and I in no way mean to disrespect it.