You're trying to promote your international business, but English isn't
your first language. So you put your ad copy through Google translate
and now it's in English - WEIRD English. Or you used a dictionary, but
you weren't too clear on the grammar rules, or which word would be the
best translation for what you wanted to say.
If your English
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