I can help! Let me take a nap for you! Yes, outsource your sleep!
Of course you would like to take a nap, but who has time? Well now you can. You keep working diligently on your project-thing and I will kick off my shoes and get some deep, quality sleep for you.
Of course, your outsourced nap will include a detailed sleep report.
But that is not all!
For a little extra, I will also give you a detailed account of the dreams you outsourced to me.
And, if you are concerned that your subconscious has been trying to tell you something important about yourself, you can also get a feel dream analysis.