I will write a funny sarcastic blog post or story for you 500 words+ for $5

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write a funny sarcastic blog post or story for you 500 words+
write a funny sarcastic blog post or story for you 500 words+

About This Gig

I have a hugely popular blog entitled "Last exit To Reality"
Just google it, you will find it easy
I write with wit, style and grace. Native English speaker that has traveled the world. I write about anything and everything.
You can ask for long or short stories, you just provide the topic and slant you want.
I promise you will love my work
It is alway original, SEO friendly and perfect for wordpress blogs.
It could be about why bottled water costs more than gas, how technology is ruining people, how insurance is the biggest scam ever. You choose, I'll write anything.
Check my other gigs, I have nothing but great ratings.

You may use the work on any free publication or blog WITHOUT ads but you must credit "Last Exit To Reality" or if you want to own it, use it to make money or call it your own without crediting me, then use the extras "own the work" section"