I will give you life advice while unraveling tangled yarn for $5

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give you life advice while unraveling tangled yarn
give you life advice while unraveling tangled yarn

About This Gig

Is your life a mess? So is my yarn pile. 
I'll kill two birds with one stone and give you some solid life advice while untangling those darned wooly strands. 
Send me a question or a general theme and I will impart my wisdom. And maybe a bit of profanity as well.