I will wildly rant about an inane topic of your choosing for $5

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wildly rant about an inane topic of your choosing
wildly rant about an inane topic of your choosing

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Do you want to hear a rant about why porpoises should be able to fly? Or perhaps why bananas don't get to wear shoes? Or maybe the intellectual capabilities of horses are more your speed. Whatever the case, my friend and myself will be more than happy to personalize a 30 second rant about a topic of your choosing.