I will research any topic I'm unfamiliar with, and I guarantee to add humor and wit while staying focused on the subject (unless you don't want humor, in which case I can be serious).
I admit I have very few references, but I once got an A+ on a Film History paper that defended Michael Bay as a director. I'm not proud of myself for this. I'm also VERY proud of myself for this. What I'm trying to make clear is that you are purchasing, for only $5.00, my robotic indifference to human suffering. Give me a subject and I will help your cause .