Listen, your viewers need to be led by the hand sometimes. Without a proper sales or leads funnel, you're forcing them to dig for info which makes them leave quicker...
For only $5 I will give you a report detailing the potential mistakes you are making on your website sales funnel, or your Twitter or Youtube channel.
I'm a Marketer, I make people click things. Its what I do.
All I need is the website (or page) address, Landing Page, Youtube Channel or Twitter ID and your report is on its way!
This is not one of those scripts being run from some third party! This is me, looking over your site and determining how it should interact or what you're missing. I'm an old school marketer who understands how things should appear above and below the fold.
UPDATE: If you're thin-skinned and don't know how to accept critiques and professional feedback, this gig is not for you. This gig is for those people who want truthful feedback about their websites from a true marketing professional.