I will write anything you want

I have been working in literature for 5 years now, during this time I've written blog posts, app descriptions and PRs. I will literally write anything for $5, a post, a website article, a description of your product? Just tell me what you need me to write and I will write anything up to 400 words (Please purchase Extras if you need anymore). I will deliver within 4 days, and do re-writes if you are not satisfied! I will not write anything that is offensive or inappropriate.