Ok, so I have your attention. That is what I do. I write blog posts and articles that stop people, make them think or just present a topic differently. Adding humour or a personal touch makes people stop and read... I do it daily.
I will write 600 words plus or minus, in a style somewhere between business and creative writing... yes, its unique and unusual.
Unique and unusual tend to stand out... if that's what you want... book this gig.