I will mean edit the shiz out of your article,paper,story for $5

mean edit the shiz out of your article,paper,story
mean edit the shiz out of your article,paper,story
mean edit the shiz out of your article,paper,story
mean edit the shiz out of your article,paper,story
mean edit the shiz out of your article,paper,story
mean edit the shiz out of your article,paper,story

About This Gig

I will meanly and harshly (and humorously..(in the loosest sense of the word)) edit any English language content you have. People are surrounded by people either too polite or too dim-witted to tell them what needs to happen to their copy and believe me, that will not happen here. I, of course, will be on every missing comma, period and semi-colon like Rosie O'Donnell on a baked ham, but I also will add lines and lines of red, informative, constructive and destructive text - telling what's what and how I feel about the situation. I will, for $5 extra, send you a box of tissues and a bottle of Johnson's No More Tears..

Additionally I will add lines of revised text and suggestions (read: - mandates) for you to do - which no editor would do - and a service I will provide happily for you.

If you have thin skin - then this is the place for you because there is nothing like getting punched in the face to make you not so ascared of getting punched in the face.

Mean editing = better writing = better writer.