I will meanly and harshly (and humorously..(in the loosest sense of the word)) edit
any English language content you have. People are surrounded by people either
too polite or too dim-witted to tell them what needs to happen to their copy and
believe me, that will not happen here. I, of course, will be on every missing
comma, period and semi-colon like Rosie O'Donnell on a baked ham, but I also will
add lines and lines of red, informative, constructive and destructive text - telling what's what and how I feel about the situation. I
will, for $5 extra, send you a box of tissues and a bottle of Johnson's No More
Additionally I will add lines of revised text and suggestions (read: - mandates) for you to do - which no editor
would do - and a service I will provide happily for you.
If you have thin
skin - then this is the place for you because there is nothing like getting
punched in the face to make you not so ascared of getting punched in the
Mean editing = better writing = better writer.