I can do proper voice-overs, for your company, Youtube channel, whatever. I'm also more than open to saying nonsensical crap for your mates to have a laugh at, or to wind up someone on their birthday.
I don't mind really. Whatever you fancy. Just hit me up.
I've included a picture of my street to really get you in the right mindset of an Englihman. This is what we have to put up with every day. It's so wet and cold, I'm tired, my feet hurt and the man next to me on the bus keeps talking to me even though I've got my headphones in. Bloody England.