Hello! Scumbag Santa here, and I'd like to describe the basic gig for $5. It's me in the Santa get-up, against a plain blue wall, with Christmas music playing in the background. Thirty second message-approximately 50 words. Please check out my extras and I'll construct the perfect Christmas message just for you, your social media, and your friends and family. I don't mind profanity, but I won't say anything against my own morals. If you have an idea, please ask, and I'm always willing to work with you. I'm known for bundling many extras together and making awesome videos at a savings. Despite the scary looks, I'm quite friendly, so message me. Merry Christmas, and I hope to hear from you!