I will say anything you want, up to 100 words in front of a green screen. Send me the text/script (because I will not write it myself), and tell me how you want me to act (excited / normal / sad etc.).
I reserve the right to refuse any scripts that are too vulgar or discriminatory against races, religions, sexual orientations and disabilities.
For $5 you will receive a video of me in casual clothes in front of a green screen saying your text.
If you want me to wear a suit and a tie, or key any image of your choice into the background (instead of the green screen), order the gig extras.
If you order the gig extras, send me the image you want to use as a background, and I will replace the green screen with your image.