Ever heard a Jamaican reggae or dancehall song and you loved the beat but couldn't figure out what in blazes they were talking about? Wouldn't you like to be able to confidently sing along and know the meaning of the words?
That's where I come in. For $5, I'll translate TWO of your favourite Jamaican reggae songs to standard English with annotations where necessary so that you can fully understand what is being said. The end product is a Microsoft Word document that will help you to refine your Jamaican accent. Here's a sample of my skills and there's an example of a translated song with annotations in the Gallery:
Yuh eva ah listen a Jamaican reggae or dancehall song yet an' yuh love how it soun' but yuh nuh know weh dem ah talk bout? Don't yuh woulda want fi sing it wid confidence and know weh yuh a sing seh?
Ah my ting dat. Gimme five dolla an' mi wi translate TWO ah yuh favourite chune fi yuh inna straight English. Mi wi write some note beside di lyrics dem to, so yuh can fully undastan' wah gwaan. Wen mi done, mi wi sen' yuh a Word file weh wi help yuh ketch di yardie accent.