I will answer any question on moving to Canada to escape Trump

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answer any question on moving to Canada to escape Trump
answer any question on moving to Canada to escape Trump
answer any question on moving to Canada to escape Trump
answer any question on moving to Canada to escape Trump

About This Gig

It was a dark time for the United States of America. Millions of people watched as a sentient hairpiece riding a baked potato man body climbed higher and higher in the polls. For many of them, their eyes turned north, to the solace they could find there.

Equally dark tidings from across the pond as the United Kingdom votes to leave the European Union. Some are thrilled by this development, others look to the Queen's other domain for escape (yes, she's our monarch too).

Canada is a highly diverse and interesting place. Moving there might be a bit more complicated than just packing your bags and crossing the border or hopping a plane. Things you might need to know include:

  • Which city is best for you?
  • Just how cold does it get?
  • Is healthcare really free?
  • Do you know so-and-so who went to school with me?
  • How's he doing?
  • Just what is Poutine exactly?

Ask away! I'll get you your answer in 24 hours or less!