I will name your person, place or thing for $5

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name your person, place or thing
name your person, place or thing

About This Gig

I'm an expert namer. Let me name your noun -- your person, place or thing.

When my sister was born, my first suggestion was to bring her back and exchange her for the quiet one. But my second suggestion was to name her Christina.

I foster kittens, so I've worked through a lot of pet names. Most recently, I named a Siamese kitten Wonton and a cat that likes to hide, Marco. (He never says Polo, though. Cats are bad at water games.)

I've also launched a campaign to rebrand combination Baskin Robbins-Dunkin Donuts shops as "Ice-Holes."