When my sister was born, my first suggestion was to bring her back and exchange her for the quiet one. But my second suggestion was to name her Christina.
I foster kittens, so I've worked through a lot of pet names. Most recently, I named a Siamese kitten Wonton and a cat that likes to hide, Marco. (He never says Polo, though. Cats are bad at water games.)
I've also launched a campaign to rebrand combination Baskin Robbins-Dunkin Donuts shops as "Ice-Holes."