I will write you fresh, original jokes

write you fresh, original jokes

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  I will write you two jokes. (Rate of standard gigs included in gig description.) I will write you 5 minutes of material. I will write you a comedy/sketch video (up to 4 minutes).
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About This Gig

I'm a comedy writer, with too much time on my hands and too many one-liners without a home. Adopt them. 

You want puns? Done(s). Tweets? Sweet(s). Topical jokes? You get the idea(s).

For $5, I will write you original jokes, in your style or mine.

1 gig   =   2 jokes
2 gigs =   5 jokes
3 gigs =   9 jokes
4 gigs = 12 jokes

You either tell me exactly what you're looking for (e.g., a holiday pun and a political tweet, five jokes you can tell your mother, etc.) or opt for a grab-bag of whatever comedy headspace I'm in at the time of your order.

Check out the gig extras if you're looking for longer-form comedy: toasts, roasts, speeches, sketches, etc. I'm an equal-opportunity humorist.