I will write you five Tinder opening lines for $5

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write you five Tinder opening lines
write you five Tinder opening lines

About This Gig

Online dating is tough.

Being witty and charming on command is even tougher.

Watch: ...

See? Nothing.

But, when prompted with a picture of a handsome dude or gorgeous girl and a few of his/her respective interests, I'm practically... on fire.

Don't let your date prospects burn out because you're hesitant to send the first post-"It's a Match!" message. Send me a screencap (or list of interests) of the one who's given you texter's block, and for $5, I'll write you a handful of introductory messages.

Looking to cast a wider net? Send me multiple (up to 5) screencaps (or interest lists) and I'll write one message per match.