***Note: Due to artists submitting songs with a ridiculously excessive amount of expletives, I will now make up to 15 corrections per $5. Songs also containing expletives on the hook WILL be subject to purchase additional gigs of no less than $10.
For $5 and in 3 days or less, I will professionally edit explicit lyrics and questionable innuendo from your song and with absolutely no loss of sound quality, making it undeniably ready for radio play on every station willing to play your music. Studios and companies all over the internet are charging $35 or more per song for this exact same type of post-editing! As a courtesy, I will also provide you with an mp3 and wave copy, both in the highest quality. All I need from you is your best quality song in either an mp3, wave, or aiff file.
Also, please consider adding my extra gigs for incomparable and unparalleled value!