I will insult You for $5

/ 5 Days On Average
insult You
insult You

About This Gig

It's simple. Tell me at least 3 personal or semi-personal things about yourself (what job you hold, married/single/etc, age, car you drive, gender...really anything), and I'll send you a paragraph or more in "roast" form... Just send a quick note about yourself. From me, you'll get a personal mini-barrage of insults, just for you. I'm a self- deprecating person, so I know how to make fun of myself. If you enjoy a good roast, give it a try!