What you will get: I'm offering to create a basic spreadsheet for you (including some VBA macro coding if needed). Now, by a "basic" spreadsheet I'm thinking like 2 or 3 sheets, plus a chart or two. And I'll throw in, say, 20-ish lines of VBA code plus a few widgets to control it, e.g. buttons sliders and stuff.
If you need something much more complex than that, ask about a custom gig - but hey, I'm not going to try and beat you down on pricing. To me, this is a fun hobby that makes up for not having a life. Sort of.
I am fully committed, though, to making a success of this first foray into online freelancing.
About me: I have used Excel for over 15 years to do engineering calculations and to manage hobby projects. Along the way I've become pretty good at Excel, VBA, database & web queries, advanced charting, modeling, solver and a host of other useful Excel features.