About This Gig

IT'S NOT TOO LATE.  NOT LEAVING TOWN!!! 

AVAILABLE THROUGH XMAS!


Professor Hans Von Puppet will record a custom CHRISTMAS video for you. Sing a carol, Advertise your product, or deliver your Holiday greetings - Anything you want!   See the upgrades below for extra services.
120 words MAXIMUM per $5 gig. Use the 'Quantity' tab under the  ORDER NOW button for longer spots.   

NOTE: FOR SCRIPTS LONGER THAN 350 WORDS, ORDER 1 GIG PER 70 WORDS.  Include stage directions in your word count!

PLEASE NOTE: The Basic $5 Gig does NOT include MUSIC OR GRAPHICS.
XMAS BACKGROUND = $40 UPGRADE
MUSIC = $10 UPGRADE
TINSEL FRAME AND/OR TEXT = $10 UPGRADE


I'll usually open with something like "Hello my friends, I'm Professor Hans Von Puppet..." unless you say not to.  I don't have to say it, but I WON'T say I'm someone else. I also won't make it sound like whatever you're selling in MY business.  I'll say your service is great, but I won't say it's my company.

IMPORTANT--> NO PUPPET JOKES.   

Any Questions? Please watch this helpful FAQ: http://youtu.be/bW8hhVS5rMs THANKS! 

--> NOTE: Quicktime files (.mov) are provided. Default size: 720x480. Upgrade below for 1080p HD.