I will make you a pro quality web video with my cute dummy

I am a professional magician-ventriloquist who will use Andy Applewood, my extra-cute partner (a real, professional-quality dummy, not just another puppet) to make you your own custom video message. You can either write out what you want me to say or you can give the general gist and I will ad-lib it. Videos average about 30 seconds to 1 minute. We will say whatever you like as long as it's not crude or rude, but slightly naughty is OK! If you order the GigExtra to add your URL, send the exact URL to me, along with whether you want it at beginning, end or during the movie.