I am a VBA programmer. If you think it can't be done with Excel, it probably can be done using the VBA extent ion of Excel. I am your bridge to that connection. I'll create any VBA Excel application as long as it can't be used for immoral or illegal reasons. That said, I will not write code that does or can be modified to mine a website, spam, or hack. I will however develop programs that can arrange, modify, and calculate data from your spreadsheet.
VBA: Because sometimes it's more difficult than just adding a formula.