I will absolve you of all your sins for $5

absolve you of all your sins
absolve you of all your sins

About This Gig

As an dually ordained minister in both the Universal Church of Life, and the Church of the Subgenius, I will absolve you of all your sins, including venial sins, mortal sins, and of course, the ever important original sin. Eternal Salvation Guaranteed! Cast aside the Devil and walk at the Right Hand of the Lord! Amen!