I will write a funny and totally confusing COMPLAINT letter, email

write a funny and totally confusing COMPLAINT letter, email
write a funny and totally confusing COMPLAINT letter, email

About This Gig

Have you ever gotten irritated and wanted to complain to someone, a company or a bothering net promoter, but didn't know what to say? I will provide a 1, 2 or 3 paragraph COMPLAINT letter that will completely confuse the recipient and may require a dictionary to be understood. It can be used as a letter, email, or blog entry - seriously or for a laugh. This isn't a typical complaint letter. This can also be used to send to a friend for fun.