I will write the storyline for your video game

Have you, YES YOU, the beautiful man or woman reading this. Have you ever wanted to make a video game? I mean who wouldn't? You spend hours upon hours learning to code, and learning character design, but then you come across one huge problem...YOU HAVE NO STORY!!! Hey man don't beat yourself up about it. It happens all the time. But boy do I have the offer for you. Let me Mr. Carter King, make the story FOR you. I'll make the world your video game is set in seem like it was made by Hideo Kojima himself, and for only a fraction of the cost. Give me the chance to bring your video game to life, and ease the stress of video game creation