I will write you a 500 word blog to promote your business, using SEO embedded keyword of your choice. One revision included; no adult sites.
Add $5 and I will post on my blog which is a high authority ranking site with a link back to your website or landing page.
Add further $10 and I will auto-syndicate out to boost ranking potential within a matter of hours/days (note: no gurantees with Google but good chance of getting on p1 Google particularly for low competition keyword).
Add further $10 for same day delivery.