I will create a scathing editorial on any subject

create a scathing editorial on any subject
create a scathing editorial on any subject

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  500 words to share your particular sentiment 1000 words that express just how you really feel 2000 words to insure your message hits it's target
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About This Gig

If you are in need of a creative writer to compose the perfect sarcastic editorial, scathing commentary or intelligent toxic retort, I am your author! My Education, diverse background, crappy attitude and broad base of social interests allow me to create the prefect literary tirade that will leave your readers speechless!

My subject research allows for Biblical passages, historical quotes and verifiable statistics to be skillfully used insuring your message will have its intended effect.

My quick turnaround will ensure the intended impact to be fresh and timely.

 

With your background information and the intended result you desire, I will expedite a nefarious masterpiece ready to let the 'em know just how you feel!