I will deliver bad news for you for $5

2 Days On Average
deliver bad news for you
deliver bad news for you

About This Gig

Have an STD and need to keep your anonymity while still alerting your recent partners?

Just can't find the guts to dump them yourself?

Run over your neighbors dog but don't want to start a feud? 

I'll call whoever, and tell them whatever, anonymously or on your behalf. 

Not limited to bad news only.. but who doesnt want to spread good news themselves?

I reserve the right to NOT accept your offer, so don't be a creep. also, the worse the news the more i may charge. 

*I can video tape me making the call on speaker phone if you require proof.