I will write you an avant garde short story for $5

write you an avant garde short story
write you an avant garde short story
write you an avant garde short story
write you an avant garde short story

About This Gig

I'll write a pynchonesque, dfw-inspired experimental short story that I hope will make you feel weird inside. I'm an English major at a university in an abandoned project building run by anarchists. I can provide samples of my work by post, but unfortunately I can only hand-write them on envelopes and send you the work in installments. Otherwise I'll send you a few paragraphs first