I will tastefully insult someone for you

tastefully insult someone for you

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Description Knave! Philistine! Cuckolder!
  A once-over insult for you, based on details you give me. A longer insult for you, with background music, based on details you give me. An epic rant, with music and sound effects for you, based on the details you give me.
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About This Gig

Provide me with a topic of offense, a description of the offender and suggest a style you wish me to use during my slurry of insults! I can provide an .mp3 or .wav file. I don't cuss unless explicitly asked, so count on family friendly insulting. It's the perfect way to send someone a touche, an en guarde; remind them never to steal your sandwich again. Tell your best friend you'd prefer if they stopped giving you relationship advice! Insult your boss or loved one anonymously! 

Frequently Asked Questions

  • Can you call someone and leave them an insulting message?
    Of course!
  • What style of insulting can you do?
    I can give you Foppish British, Angry New Englander, Douchey American and Ugly Southerner!