Hallelujah, over 1000 orders on Fiverr! Praise be!
can endorse your business, rave about your products or services, or
tell your customers about sales promotions... you name it! Jesus will
say ANYTHING you want. Yes, even THAT, you potty-mouth!
HOW DOES IT WORK? * Simply provide Jesus with a script of up to 50 words. Or he can write one for you for $10 (see gig extras below). * Need more than 50 words? Simply purchase more gigs.
Pricing: 1-50 words = 1 gig 51-100 words = 2 gigs 101-150 words = 3 gigs 151-200 words = 4 gigs 201-250 words = 5 gigs etc.
Need it TODAY? No problem! Jesus can usually deliver within the hour for $25. Message Jesus for custom RUSH ORDERS.
**TAKE NOTE: BUYER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR PRONUNCIATION! Any words that need to be said correctly (places, people's names, etc) need to be spelled out phonetically [FOE-NET-ICK-LEE]
in brackets after the word/name or attach a sound recording of it,
otherwise Jesus will just say it how he thinks it's said.
If you DON'T want heavenly background music, PLEASE make
that clear in the order. Otherwise it will automatically be included. The “JEEEEESUUUUS” Chorus sound effect at the beginning
and end of this gig video is a $5 EXTRA.