I will write you a funny letter/email for $5

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write you a funny letter/email
write you a funny letter/email

About This Gig

I will write you a funny something (max: 250 words) for any situation. Maybe you want to break up with your girlfriend in a funny letter. Maybe you're trying to console a friend on their recent STD test. Maybe you just want to give a different kind of birthday post to a friend's Facebook wall. Whatever it is, you tell me the occasion, and I'll write you a humorous something or other. It can be clean enough for your grandma to read, or so offensive that your friends will never speak to you again. The choice is yours. All you have to do is decide is if you want to keep being known as "that boring guy."