I will perform lame and or professional voice over for $5

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perform lame and or professional voice over
perform lame and or professional voice over
perform lame and or professional voice over
perform lame and or professional voice over

About This Gig

There comes a time in everyone's life when they need the embarrassing voice of a guy who's so far behind the times he would get lapped by them.

Okay, maybe not everyone needs that.  Regardless, I'll read up to 200 words of whatever you need in this voice for five dollars. (Other price options available below)

I'll record just about anything for just about any purpose.  Personal greetings, voice mail messages, story readings, whatever!  My only rule on content is:

  • Nothing racist/homophobic/xenophobic/you know what?  Anything that qualifies as hate speech in general.  None of that.

To allow for some flexibility to the buyer I'm willing to record and send at least two takes of whatever I read in WAV or MP3 format.  Please specify any pronunciation issues that may arise.

Please note: background music and/or video is not included.  This is only for the voice-over.