For $5.00 WE will deliver you a SPECIAL super donut in anywhere USA.
For Another GIG, WE will Deliver to you within 72HOURS in anywhere USA!
If you order 4 GIGS, WE will Deliver within 72HOURS TO you (1) SPECIAL SUPER DONUT AND I will sign it for you in Chinese.
If you order 8 GIGS, WE will Deliver within 24HOURS to you (1) SPECIAL SUPER DONUT from THE INTERNET, I WILL SIGN IT ONCE in Chinese with an eraseable marker and I WILL ADD ONE **secret gift** that is priceless.
If you order 20 GIGS, I will Deliver within 24HOURS to you (2) SPECIAL SUPER DONUT from THE INTERNET, WE WILL BOTH SIGN IT IN CHINESE with a PERMANENT marker and we WILL ADD TWO **secret gifts** that are priceless.
Proceeds from these sales go to my sons college fund and you will receive a certificate for participating in this project. Great for April fools day! We can supply your office with our SPECIAL SUPER DONUTS-)