Same here! I love parody music, and sometimes find myself humming daily activities to the tune of a popular song...so I figured, why not do it for other people?
For a mere 5 bucks, you can have any English language song parodied, in full, about any topic you wish! Perhaps you want a song about cats to the tune of Starships? Maybe a rendition of Thrift Shop about Magic cards? You think it, I'll write it.
Note: I am NOT a singer. Trust me, if I were, this wouldn't be worth 5 bucks. But every song will be written so, when sung with the proper beat, comes out perfectly in rhythm.