I will write a trippy 100 word bio for your blog or book

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write a trippy 100 word bio for your blog or book

About This Gig

Need a wholly original "About Me" blurb for your blog, social media website, or book cover? I'll write you a trippy 100-word bio with unique phrasing. It may read something like, "Jane Q. Public has ridden wild unicorns, returned from the far side of the cosmic mandala, and settled down to a life of taming dragons." You're welcome to provide suggested words and phrases for me to work in. 

Of course, I'm happy to write more conventional 100-word bios as well.