I will tell you if those pants make your ass look fat for $5

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tell you if those pants make your ass look fat
tell you if those pants make your ass look fat

About This Gig

If you're wondering if your new purchase makes your posterior seem large, or if you crave the unbiased opinion of a male who isn't trying to hurt your feelings but doesn't mind if he has to, I will appraise your wardrobe from a digital photo and tell you if the impression the boys will get is one of a husky girl who doesn't belong in those pants, or a woman who should, must, indeed-- is required to buy more of those pants immediately.