PLEASE DO NOT PLACE AN ORDER UNTIL WE WORK OUT THE DETAILS OF THE GIG, WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE, DETERMINE THAT I CAN PROVIDE THE SERVICES IN ACCORDANCE WITH YOUR EXPECTATIONS, AND AGREE UPON A PRICE SINCE I CANNOT PERFORM 100 HOURS OF WORK FOR $5. :)
I have a collection of jokes, sayings, articles, and quotes which I can incorporate into brief comments and speeches you need. Simply provide me with an outline of what you need to say and I will generate 1 typewritten page of things for you to say in a meeting, before family, at a funeral, at a wedding, for a toast, etc. Please do NOT place an order until we work out the details
of the gig, what needs to be done, and agree on a price. Thanks.