"Look at you, you pretty little thing! I'm an artist, why don't you come and check out my studio? Maybe have a glass of wine? Nothing creepy, I promise!"
NOOOO!!! Everybody knows artist studios is where creepy goes to spawn.
Luckily, my studio is online!
For a risk free artist portrait,send me a photograph of:
- yourself - your loved one - your loved one's lover - your celebrity crush - an international villain - the funny boy in the magazine your grandma reads - the weatherman - your orthodontist/urologist/high school chemistry teacher who runs a secret meth lab
For the nominal fee of $15, I'll make you look so hideous you'll wallow in front of the mirror in self-pity for days to come.
Delivery of final portrait is in JPEG file, print resolution. Hell, yeah!
A fancy portrait
A fancy portrait of a single person with a head and a face. Original files, one simple revision.