I will give you great relationship advice

give you great relationship advice

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Description Basic Handy Helper Got Smooches?
  I will give you basic relationship advice specific to your situation. I transform and become your Handy Helper! I will go even deeper and offer detailed advice! Final Evolution! Get the most amazing advice you'll ever hear! You'll have plenty of smooches after!
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About This Gig

Are you having trouble with your girlfriend? Is your husband not giving you enough of that attention you so very much desire? Or are you going through a few cracks in the road to happiness, and don't know what to do? Look no further! I am here to help you find out what needs to be done in order to make that relationship WORK! I offer three distinct packages, each with its' own perks. Be assured, I will do everything within my power to make sure that you are as happy as you can possibly be. Everything will be tailored to your specific problem, and soon enough you will be getting all the love you desire.

Frequently Asked Questions

  • What kinds of problems do you cover?
    Anything and everything. You could ask which finger a marriage ring goes on, and I would do my best to provide a simple-to-follow guide on that particular subject.
  • Do you offer ONLY relationship advice?
    Absolutely not! If you have other questions, feel free to ask them. Just note that depending on what's being asked, I may not be able to answer as well as I could on say... a break-up issue.
  • Is there any way I could get a discounted price?
    Unfortunately, no. I assure you that I am offering the best prices that I am physically able to. However, I guarantee that you'll get great advice for the prices you pay!
  • Do you do videos?
    Not as of yet. Right now, I am only able to offer advice in the form of writing. We can use any service you prefer, however.