I will record a Patrick Stewart monologue of your choice for $5

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record a Patrick Stewart monologue of your choice
record a Patrick Stewart monologue of your choice
Amazing vocalist who went an extra step and made sure I got what I needed to make a perfect project. Highly recommended, great quality file.
Reviewed by poisonapplemxs 17 days ago
PERFECT!!!! Thank you so much Catty! :) All the best
Reviewed by aprilhardy 26 days ago
The revision I requested was done in a very timely manner, and the result entirely satisfactory. It will make a great prank on my friend.
Reviewed by wingandprayer85 about 1 month ago
Fabulous!!! Thank you so so much!
Reviewed by burwashrules about 1 month ago
Fantastic impression and I now feel part of star fleet. Thank you so much.
Reviewed by marcbell about 2 months ago
A+ Work and an absolute pleasure to work with! Thanks so much for your help! :)
Reviewed by allthingschris3 2 months ago
A+ Work and an absolute pleasure to work with! Thanks so much for your help! :)
Reviewed by allthingschris3 2 months ago
Exactly what I was looking for. Perfect!
Reviewed by kps918 3 months ago
Love it.
Reviewed by marksquires606 6 months ago
Very prompt service and a superb Patrick Stewart voice. Well impressed that it took less than 24 hours.
Reviewed by sassiezane 6 months ago
OUTSTANDING!! Super fast, wonderful performance! I'll buy from you again and again!
Reviewed by thomaschavez 10 months ago
Uncandiedvalley delivered me a high quality product with great production value for a student project. He went above and beyond what I asked for. True professional!
Reviewed by fever812 about 1 year ago
Simply amazing! My warmest recommendations to everyone out there. You will not be able to find someone better for this voice impression!
Reviewed by auctorlucan about 1 year ago
Holy crap, this is such a spot on voice acting. I would have believed it was literally patrick stewert.
Reviewed by joerossetti about 1 year ago
Perfect perfect perfect...he sent me exactly what I needed in a matter of hours (and I ordered late at night)
Reviewed by eggie212 over 1 year ago
record a Patrick Stewart monologue of your choice
record a Patrick Stewart monologue of your choice

About This Gig

For $5 dollars, I, Fake Patrick Stewart, will do a voice-over recording for you, saying anything you like. These can be up to 50 WORDS in length ($5/50 words). Excellent for voicemails, pranks, what have you. If you're a Trek or X-Men nerd, I think you'll like this! Just send along the script with your order and I'll...make it so. Yeah, I said it.

IMPORTANT: Because this is an impression of an actual person, I cannot endorse products or services using the voice. This includes any and all advertising for business or individuals, or any other COMMERCIAL use.

As there has been some confusion regarding what constitutes commercial use, here are some examples:

Things I CAN'T do in this voice: Business voicemails, any kind of advertising, any dialog that mentions a real business

Things I CAN do in this voice: Prank or parody voicemails for individuals, birthday or holiday messages to friends, Star Trek or X-Men parody scripts

I hope that helps!